What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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