What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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