What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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