What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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