What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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