What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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