What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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