What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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