What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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