What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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