What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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