What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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