What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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