What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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