What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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