What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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