What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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