What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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