What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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