What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.

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