What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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