What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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