What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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