What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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