What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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