What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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