What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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