What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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