What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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