What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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