What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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