What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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