What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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