What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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