What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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