What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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