What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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