What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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