What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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