What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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