What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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