What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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