What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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