What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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