What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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