What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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