What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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