What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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