What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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