What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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