What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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