What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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