What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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