What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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