What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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