What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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