What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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