What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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