What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
Canvas not available.

or


Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
Canvas not available.

or


A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

Canvas not available.

or


Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025