What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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