What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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