What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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