What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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