What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
Canvas not available.

or


What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
Canvas not available.

or


What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
Canvas not available.

or


Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026