What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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