What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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