What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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