What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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