What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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