What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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