What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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