What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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