What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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