What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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