What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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