What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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