What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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