What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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