What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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