What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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