What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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