What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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