What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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