What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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