What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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