What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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