What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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