What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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