What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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