What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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