What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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