What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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