What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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