What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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