What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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