What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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