What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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