What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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