What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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