What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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