What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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