What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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