What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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