What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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