What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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