What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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