What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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