What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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