What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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