What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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