What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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