What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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