What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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