What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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