What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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