What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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