What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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