What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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