What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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