What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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