What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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