What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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