What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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