What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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