What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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