What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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