What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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