What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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