What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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