What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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