What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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