What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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