What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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