What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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