What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
Canvas not available.

or


A seal walks into a club...
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
Canvas not available.

or


How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026