What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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