What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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