What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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