What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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