What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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