What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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