What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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