What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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