What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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