What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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