What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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