What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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