What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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