What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

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