What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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