What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Canvas not available.

or


What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
Canvas not available.

or


There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
Canvas not available.

or


How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
Canvas not available.

or


What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
Canvas not available.

or


If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026