What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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