What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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