What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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