What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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