What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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