What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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