What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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