What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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