What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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