What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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