What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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