What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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