What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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