What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
Canvas not available.

or


I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
Canvas not available.

or



What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
Canvas not available.

or


How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025