What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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