What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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