What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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