What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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