What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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