What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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