What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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