What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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