What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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