What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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