What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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