What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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