What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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