What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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