What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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