What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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