What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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