What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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