What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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