What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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