What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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