What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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