What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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