What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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