What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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