What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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