What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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