What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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