What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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