What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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