What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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