What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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