What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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