What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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