What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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