What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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