What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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