What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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