What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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