What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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