What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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