What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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