What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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