What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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