What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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