What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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