What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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