What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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