What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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