What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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