What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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