What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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