What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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