What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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