What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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