What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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