What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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