What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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