What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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