What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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