What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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