What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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