What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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