What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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