What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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