What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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