What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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