What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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