What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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