What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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