What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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