What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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