What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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