What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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