What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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