What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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