What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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