What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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