What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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