What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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