What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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