What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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