What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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