What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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