What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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