What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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