What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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