What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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