What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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