What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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