What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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