What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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