What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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