What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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