What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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