What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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