What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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