What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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