What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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