What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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