What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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