What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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