What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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