What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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