What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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