What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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