What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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