What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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