What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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