What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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