What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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