What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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