What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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