What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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