What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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