What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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