What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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