What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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