What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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