What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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