What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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