What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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