What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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