What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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