What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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