What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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