What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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