What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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