What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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