What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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