What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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