What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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