What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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