What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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