What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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