What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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