What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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