What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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