What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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