What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
Canvas not available.

or


Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
Canvas not available.

or


The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
Canvas not available.

or


What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026