What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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