What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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