What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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