What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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