What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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