What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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