What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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