What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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