What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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