What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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