What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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