What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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