What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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