What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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