What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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