What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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