What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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