What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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