What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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