What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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