What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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