What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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