What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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