What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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