What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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