What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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