What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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