What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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