What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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