What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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