What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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