What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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