What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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