What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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