What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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