What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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