What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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