What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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