What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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