What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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