What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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