What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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