What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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