What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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