What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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