What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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