What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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