What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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