What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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