What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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