What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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