What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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