What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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