What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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