What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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