What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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