What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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