What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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