What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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