What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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