What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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