What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
Canvas not available.

or


What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
Canvas not available.

or


How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or


What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026