What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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