What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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