What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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