What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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