What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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