What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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