What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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