What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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