What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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