What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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