What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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