What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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