What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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