What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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