What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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