What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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