What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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