What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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