What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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