What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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