What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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