What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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