What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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