What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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