What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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