What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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