What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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