What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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