What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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