What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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