What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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