What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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