What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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