What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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