What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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