What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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