What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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