What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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