What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
Canvas not available.

or


Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
Canvas not available.

or


Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026