What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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