What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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