What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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