What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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