What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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