What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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