What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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