What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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