What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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