What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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