What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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