What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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