What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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