What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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