What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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