What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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