What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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