What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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