What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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