What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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