What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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