What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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