What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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