What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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