What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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