What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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