What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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