What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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