What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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