What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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