What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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