What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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