What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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