What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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