What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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