What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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