What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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