What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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