What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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