What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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