What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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