What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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