What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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