What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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