What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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