What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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