What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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