What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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