What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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