What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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