What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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