What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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