What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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