What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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