What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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