What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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