What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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