What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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