What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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