What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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