What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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