What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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