What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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