What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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