What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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