What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
Canvas not available.

or


What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
Canvas not available.

or


I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
Canvas not available.

or


Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025