What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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