What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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