What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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