What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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