What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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