What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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