What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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