What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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