What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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