What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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