What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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