What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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