What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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