What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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