What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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