What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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