What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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