What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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