What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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