What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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