What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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