What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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