What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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