What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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