What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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