What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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