What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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