What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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