What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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