What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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