What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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