What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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