What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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