What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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