What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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