What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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