What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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