What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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