What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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