What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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