What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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