What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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