What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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