What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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