What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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