What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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