What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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