What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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