What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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