What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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