What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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