What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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