What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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