What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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