What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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