What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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