What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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