What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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