What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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