What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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