What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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