What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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