What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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