What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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