What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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