What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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