What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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