What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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