What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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