What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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