What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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