What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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