What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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