What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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