What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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