What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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