What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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