What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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