What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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