What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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