What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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