What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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