What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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