What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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