What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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