What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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