What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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