What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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