What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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