What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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