What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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