What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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