What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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