What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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