What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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