What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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