What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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