What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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