What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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