What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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