What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.

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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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