What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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