What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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