What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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