What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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