What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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