What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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