What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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