What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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