What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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