What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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