What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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