What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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