What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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