What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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