What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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