What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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