What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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