What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
Canvas not available.

or


How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
Canvas not available.

or


There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

 Canvas not available.

or


What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
Canvas not available.

or


What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026