What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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