What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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