What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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