What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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