What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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