What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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