What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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