What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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