What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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