What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta


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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.


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A hippopota-mess


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or

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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Stop bugging me


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or

A crane.


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A swordfish


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or

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


GOOD		CRAP

or

You're Hired.


GOOD		CRAP

or