What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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