What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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