What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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