What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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