What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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