What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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