What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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