What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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