What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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