What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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