What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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