What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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