What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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