What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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