What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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