What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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