What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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