What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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