What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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