What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
Canvas not available.

or


Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Canvas not available.

or


A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
Canvas not available.

or


What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025