What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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