What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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