What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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