What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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