What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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