What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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