What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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