What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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