What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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