What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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