What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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