What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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