What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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