What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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