What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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