What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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