What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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