What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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