What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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