What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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