What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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