What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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