What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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