What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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