What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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