What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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