What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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