What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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