What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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