What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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