What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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