What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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