What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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