What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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