What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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