What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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