What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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