What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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