What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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