What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
Canvas not available.

or


Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
Canvas not available.

or


Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

Canvas not available.

or


That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
Canvas not available.

or


Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.

Canvas not available.

or


How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

Canvas not available.

or


Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2018