What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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