What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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