What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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