What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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