What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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