What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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