What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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