What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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