What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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