What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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