What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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