What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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