What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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