What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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