What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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