What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
Canvas not available.

or


How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
Canvas not available.

or


What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

Canvas not available.

or


What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
Canvas not available.

or


How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025