What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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