What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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