What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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