What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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