What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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