What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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