What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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