What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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