What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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