What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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