What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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