What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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