What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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