What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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A seal walks into a club...



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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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