What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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