What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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