What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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