What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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