What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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