What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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