What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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