What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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