What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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