What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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