What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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