What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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