What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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