What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
Canvas not available.

or


Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
Canvas not available.

or


There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
Canvas not available.

or


I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025