What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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