What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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