What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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