What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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