What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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