What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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