What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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