What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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