What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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