What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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