What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
Canvas not available.

or


What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or


How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
Canvas not available.

or


What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026