What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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