What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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