What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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