What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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