What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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