What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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