What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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