What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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