What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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