What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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