What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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