What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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