What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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