What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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