What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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