What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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