What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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