What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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