What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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