What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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