What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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