What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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