What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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