What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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