What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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