What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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