What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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