What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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