What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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