What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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