What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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