What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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