What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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