What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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