What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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