What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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