What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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