What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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