What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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