What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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