What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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