What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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