What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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