What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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