What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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