What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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