What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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