What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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