What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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