What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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