What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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