What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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