What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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