What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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