What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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