What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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