What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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