What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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