What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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