What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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