What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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