What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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