What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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