What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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