What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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