What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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