What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
Canvas not available.

or


What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

Canvas not available.

or


What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
Canvas not available.

or


How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
Canvas not available.

or


Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026