What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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