What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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