What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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