What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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