What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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