What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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