What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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