What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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