What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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