What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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