Lilly.
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"The erection is rigged!"
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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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The cow that jumped over the moon
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He didn't have any guts!
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Because E.T. eventually went home!
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They make used car salesmen look good.
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