What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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