What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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