What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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