What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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