What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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