What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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