What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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