What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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