What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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