What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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