What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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