What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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