What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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