What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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