What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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