What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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