What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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