What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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