What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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