What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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