What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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