What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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