What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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