What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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