What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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