What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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