What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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