What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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