What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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