What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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