What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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