What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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