What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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