What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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