What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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