What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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