What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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