What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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