What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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