What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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