What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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