What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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