What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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