What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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