What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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