What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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