What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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