What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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