What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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