What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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