What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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