What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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