What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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