What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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