What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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