What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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