What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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