What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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