What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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