What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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