What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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