What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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