What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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