What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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