What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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