What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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