What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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