What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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