What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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