What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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