What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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