What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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