What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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