What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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