What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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