What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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