What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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