What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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