What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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