What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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