What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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