What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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