What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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