What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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