What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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