What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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