What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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