What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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