What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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