What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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