What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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