What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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