What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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