What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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