What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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