What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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