What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
Canvas not available.

or


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
Canvas not available.

or


What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025