What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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