What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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