What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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