What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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