What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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