What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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