What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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