What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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