What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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