What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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