What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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