What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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