What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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