What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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