What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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