What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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