What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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