What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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