What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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