What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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