What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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