What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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