What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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