What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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