What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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