What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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