What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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