What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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