What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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