What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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