What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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