What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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