What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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