What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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