What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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