What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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