What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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