What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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