What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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