What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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