What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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