What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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