What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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