What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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