What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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