What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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