What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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