What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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