What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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