What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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