What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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