What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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