What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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