What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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