What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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