What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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