What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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