What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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