What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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