What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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