What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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