What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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