What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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