What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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