What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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