What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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