What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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