What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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