What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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