What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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