What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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