What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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