What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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