What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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