What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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