What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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