What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends

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