What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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