What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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