What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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