What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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