What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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