What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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