What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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