What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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