What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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