What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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