What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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