What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.


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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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A vicious circle.


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Deviled eggs.


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A computer mouse.


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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


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Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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Take away his credit card


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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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or