What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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