What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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