What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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