What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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