What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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