What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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