What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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