What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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