What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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