What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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