What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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