What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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