What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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