What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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