What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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