What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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