What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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