What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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