What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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