What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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