What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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