What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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