What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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