What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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