What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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