What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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