What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Santa paws!!!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A swordfish


GOOD		CRAP

or

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it


GOOD		CRAP

or

I�m just doing it for kicks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With flood lighting.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A milkshake


GOOD		CRAP

or