What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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