What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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