What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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