What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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