What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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