What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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