What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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