What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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