What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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