What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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