What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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