What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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