What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
Canvas not available.

or


How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
Canvas not available.

or


My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026