What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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