What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.


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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.


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"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


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All of them


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He did not have a stop on his organ.


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A swordfish


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