What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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