What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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