What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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