What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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