What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

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