What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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