What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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