What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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