What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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