What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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