What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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