What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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