What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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