What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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