What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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