What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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