What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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