What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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