What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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