What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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