What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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