What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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