What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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