What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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