What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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