What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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