What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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