What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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