What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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