What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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