What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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