What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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