What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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