What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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