What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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