What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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