What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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