What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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