What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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