What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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