What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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