What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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