What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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