What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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