What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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