What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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