What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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