What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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