What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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