What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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