What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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