What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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