What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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