What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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