What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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