What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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