What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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