What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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