What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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