What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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