What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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