What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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