What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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