What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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