What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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