What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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