What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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