What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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