What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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