What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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