What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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