What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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