What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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