What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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