What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies

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