What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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