What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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