What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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