What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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