What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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