What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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