What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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