What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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