What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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