What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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