What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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