What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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