What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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