What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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