What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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