What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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