What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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