What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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