What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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