What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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