What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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