What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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