What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
Canvas not available.

or


Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
Canvas not available.

or


What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or


What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
Canvas not available.

or


Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024