What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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