What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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