What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.


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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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It was two tired.


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None; assholes never see the light anyway.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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Coffin drops!


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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