What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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