What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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