What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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