What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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