What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.


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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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Because he wasn't peeling well!


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or

custardy battle.


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None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Accountants know they're boring.


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you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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or