What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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