What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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