What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.


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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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Saliva


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Senator.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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Wet feet.


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When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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None. Astronomers prefer the dark.


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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Because E.T. eventually went home!


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