What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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