What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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