What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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