What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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