What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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