What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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