What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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