What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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