What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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