What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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