What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The tick falls off when you are dead.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Plug its nose.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When the big hand touches the little hand


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was tired of working for peanuts.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


GOOD		CRAP

or

Put him in the front seat.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I wuv you watts and watts.


GOOD		CRAP

or