What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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