What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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