What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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