What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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