What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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