What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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