What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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