What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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