What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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