What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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