What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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