What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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