What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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