What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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