What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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