What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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