What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.


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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.


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He did not have a stop on his organ.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


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Don't call me later, call me Dad.


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It was sole destroying.


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A cr-oak tree.


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Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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