What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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