What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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