What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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