What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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