What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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