What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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