What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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