What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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