What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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