What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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