What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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