What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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