What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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