What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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