What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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