What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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