What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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