What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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