What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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