What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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