What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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