What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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