What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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