What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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