What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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