What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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