What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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