What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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