What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I'm still working on it.
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