What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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