What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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