What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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