What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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