What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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