What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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