What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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