What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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