What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.

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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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