What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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