What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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