What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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