What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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