What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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