What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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