What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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