What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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