What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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