What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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