What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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