What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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