What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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