What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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