What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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