What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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