What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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