What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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