What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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