What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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