What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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