What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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