What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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