What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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