What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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