What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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