What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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