What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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