What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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