What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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