What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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