What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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