What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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