What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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