What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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