What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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