What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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