What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A seal walks into a club...



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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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