What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

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