What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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