What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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