What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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