What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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