What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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