What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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