What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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