What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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