What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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