What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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