What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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