What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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