What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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