What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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