What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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