What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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