What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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