What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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