What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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