What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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