What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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