What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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