What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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