What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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