What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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