What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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