What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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