What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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