What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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