What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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