What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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