What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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