What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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