What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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