What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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