What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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