What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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