What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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