What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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