What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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