What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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