What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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