What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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