What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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