What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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