What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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