What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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