What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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