What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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