What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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