What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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