What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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