What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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