What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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