What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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