What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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