What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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