What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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