What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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