What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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