What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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