What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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