What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
Canvas not available.

or


What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
Canvas not available.

or


What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
Canvas not available.

or


How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
Canvas not available.

or


A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026