What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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