What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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