What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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