What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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