What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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