What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
Canvas not available.

or


How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
Canvas not available.

or


What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
Canvas not available.

or


What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025