What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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