What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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