What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

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