What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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