What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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