What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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