What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.

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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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