What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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