What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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