What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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