What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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