What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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