What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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