What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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