What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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