What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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