What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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