What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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