What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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