What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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