What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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