What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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