What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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