What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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