What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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