What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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