What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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