What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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