What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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