What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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