What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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