What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess


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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.


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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet


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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze


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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.


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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.


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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets


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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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