What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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