What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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