What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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