What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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