What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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