What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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