What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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