What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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