What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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