What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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