What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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