What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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