What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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