What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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