What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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