What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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