What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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