What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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