What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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