What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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