What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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