What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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