What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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