What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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