What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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