What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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