What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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