What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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