What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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