What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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