What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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