What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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