What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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