What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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