What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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