What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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