What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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