What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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