What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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