What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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