What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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