What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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