What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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