What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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