What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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