What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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