What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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