What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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