What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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