What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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