What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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