What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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A seal walks into a club...
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