What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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