What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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