What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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