What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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