What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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