What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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