What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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