What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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