What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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