What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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