What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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