What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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