What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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