What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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