What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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