What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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