What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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