What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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