What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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