What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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