What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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