What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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