What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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