What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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