What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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