What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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