What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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