What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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