What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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