What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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