What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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