What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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