What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.

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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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