What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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