What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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