What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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