What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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