What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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