What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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