What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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