What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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