What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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