What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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