What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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