What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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