What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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