What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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