What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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