What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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