What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Iíve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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