What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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