What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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