What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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