What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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