What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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