What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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