What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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