What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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