What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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