What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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