What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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