What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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