What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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