What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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