What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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