What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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