What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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