What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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