What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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