What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fo Drizzle!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A silicon.


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or

but you accidentally say Mother.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Croak-a-cola.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sue.


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or

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She stole his heart.


GOOD		CRAP

or