What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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