What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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