What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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