What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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