What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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