What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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