What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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