What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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