What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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