What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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