What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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