What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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