What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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