What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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