What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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