What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.

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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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