What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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