What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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