What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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