What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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