What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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