What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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