What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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