What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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