What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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