What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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