What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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