What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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