What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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