What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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