What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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