What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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