What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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