What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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