What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds


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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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I've lost three days already.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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To see time fly.


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CSI


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Time to get a new bed


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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It�s Hans free.


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A car only has one horn.


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