What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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