What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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