What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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