What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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