What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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