What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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