What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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