What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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