What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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