What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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