What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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