What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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