Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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It takes two to tangle!
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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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When it's going cheep!
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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I said, "Are you two an item?"
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