What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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