What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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