What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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