What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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