What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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