What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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