What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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