What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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