What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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