What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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