What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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