What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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