What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds


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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!


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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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Because he wanted to be on time.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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Depends on what you want to change it into.


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A dead centipede.


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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


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Fast food.


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