What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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