What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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