What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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