What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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