What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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