What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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