What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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