What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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