What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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