What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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