What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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