What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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