What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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