What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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