What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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