What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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