What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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