What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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