What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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