What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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