What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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