What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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