What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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