What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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