What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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