What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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