What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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