What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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