What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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