What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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