What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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