What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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