What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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