What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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