What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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