What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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