How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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A snail because it carries it's home.
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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What a turtle disaster
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Because he traveled a lot.
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