What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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