What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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