What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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