What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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