What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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