What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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