What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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