What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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