What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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