What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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