What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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