What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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