What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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