What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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