What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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