What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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