What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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