What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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