What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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