What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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