What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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