What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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