What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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