What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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