What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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