What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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