What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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