What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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