What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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