What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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