What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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