What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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