What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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