What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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