What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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