What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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