What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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