What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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