What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.


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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


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With a cowculator.


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None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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they make up everything.


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Because it's in the ground state.


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To visit the milky way.


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She ran away from the ball.


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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