What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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