What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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