What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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