What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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