What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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