What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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