What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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