What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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