What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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