What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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