What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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