What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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