What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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