What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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