What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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