What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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