What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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