What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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