What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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