What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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