What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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