What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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