What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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