What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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