What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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