What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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