What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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