What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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