What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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