What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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