What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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