What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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