What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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