What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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