What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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