What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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