What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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