What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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