What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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