What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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