What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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