What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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