What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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