What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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