What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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