What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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