What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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