What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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