What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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