What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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