What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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