What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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