What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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