What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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