What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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