What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!

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