What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.

Canvas not available.

or


How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
Canvas not available.

or


What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
Canvas not available.

or


What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

Canvas not available.

or


How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024