What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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