What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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