What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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