What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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