What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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