What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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