What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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