What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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