What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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