What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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