What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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