What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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