What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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