What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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