What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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