What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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