What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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