What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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