What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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