What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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