What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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