What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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