What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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