What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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