What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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