What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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