What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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