What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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