What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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