What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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