What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

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