What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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