What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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