What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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