What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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