What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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