What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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