What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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