What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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