What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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