What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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