What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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