What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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