What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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