What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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