What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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