What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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