What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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