What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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