What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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