What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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