What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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