What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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