What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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