What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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