What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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