What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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