What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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