What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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