What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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