What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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