What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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