What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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