What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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