What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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