What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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