What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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