What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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