What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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