What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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