What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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