What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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