What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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