What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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