What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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