What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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