What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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