What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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