What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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