What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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