What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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