What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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