What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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