What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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