What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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