What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.


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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

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