What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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