What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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