What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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