What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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