What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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