What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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