What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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