What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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