What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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