What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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