What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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