What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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