What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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