What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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