What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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