What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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