What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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