What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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