What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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