What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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