What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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