What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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