What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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