What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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