What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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