What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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