What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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