What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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