What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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