What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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