What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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