What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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