What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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