What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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