What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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