What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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