What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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