What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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