What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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