What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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