What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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