What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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