What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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