What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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