What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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