What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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