What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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