What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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