What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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