What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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