What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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