What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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