What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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