What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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