What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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