What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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