What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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