What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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