What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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