What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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