What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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