What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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