What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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