What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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