What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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