What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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