What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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