What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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