What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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