What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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