What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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