What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
Canvas not available.

or


How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Canvas not available.

or


When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
Canvas not available.

or


What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
Canvas not available.

or


How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
Canvas not available.

or


How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026