What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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