What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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