What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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