What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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