What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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