What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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