What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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