What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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