What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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