What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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