What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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