What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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