What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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