What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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