What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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