What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!


GOOD		CRAP

or

This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


GOOD		CRAP

or

To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A crookodile


GOOD		CRAP

or

Squash


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get his filling!


GOOD		CRAP

or

With Tyrannosaurus checks.


GOOD		CRAP

or