What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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