What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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