What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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