What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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