What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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