What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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