What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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