What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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