What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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