What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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