What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!


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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.


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Sir.


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A buck.


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"The erection is rigged!"


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I've lost three days already.


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It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


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I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


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A dead centipede.


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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