What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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