What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!


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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


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Microwaves.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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They make used car salesmen look good.


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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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I'm still working on it.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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or

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


GOOD		CRAP

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