What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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