What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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