What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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