What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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