What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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