What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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