What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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