What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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