What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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