What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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