What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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