What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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