What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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