What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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