What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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