What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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