What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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