What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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