What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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