What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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