What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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