What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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