What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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