What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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