What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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