What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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