What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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