What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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