What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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