What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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