What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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