What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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