What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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