What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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