What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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