What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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