What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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