What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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