What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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