What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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