What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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