What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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