What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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