What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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