What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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