What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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