What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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