What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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