What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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