What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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