What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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