What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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