What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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