What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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