What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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