What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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