What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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