What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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