What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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