What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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