What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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