What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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