What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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