What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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