What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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