What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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