What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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