What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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