What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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