What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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