What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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