What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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