What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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