What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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