What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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