What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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