What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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