What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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