What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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