What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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