What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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