What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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