What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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