What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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