What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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