What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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