What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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