What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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