What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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