A fright train!
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He was looking for Pluto.
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By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Time is fun when you're having flies
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Glass flippers.
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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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