What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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