What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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