What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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