What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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