What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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