What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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