What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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