What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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