What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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