What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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