What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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