What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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