What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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