What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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