What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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