What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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