What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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