What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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