What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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