What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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