What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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