What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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