What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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