What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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