What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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