What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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