What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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