What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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