What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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