What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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