What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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