What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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