What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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