What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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