What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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