What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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