What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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