What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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