What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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