What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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