What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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