What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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