What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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