What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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