What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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