What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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