What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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