What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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