What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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