What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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