What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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