What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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