What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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