What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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