What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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