What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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