What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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