What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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