What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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