What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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