What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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