What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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