What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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