What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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