What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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