What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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