What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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