What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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