What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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A seal walks into a club...
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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