What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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