What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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