What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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