What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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