What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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