What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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