What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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