What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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