What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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