What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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