What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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