What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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