What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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