What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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