What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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