What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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