What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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