What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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