What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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