What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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