First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Woke up in the fireplace.
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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A snail because it carries it's home.
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Because he wanted to be on time.
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