What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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