What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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