What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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