What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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