What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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