What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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