What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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