What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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