What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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