What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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