What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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