What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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