What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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