What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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