What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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