What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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