What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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