What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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