What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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