What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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