What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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