What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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