What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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