What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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