What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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