What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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