What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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