What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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