What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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