What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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