What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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