What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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