What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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