What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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