What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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