What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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