What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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