What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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