What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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