What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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