What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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