What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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