What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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