What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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