What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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