What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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