What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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