What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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