What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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