What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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