What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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