What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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