What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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