What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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