What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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