What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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