What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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