What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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