What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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