What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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