What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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