What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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