What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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