What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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