What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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