What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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