What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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