What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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