What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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