What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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