What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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