What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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