What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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