What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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