What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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