What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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