What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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