What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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