What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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