What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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