What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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