What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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