What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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