What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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