What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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