What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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