What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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