What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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