What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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