What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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