What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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