What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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