What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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