What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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