What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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