What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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