What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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