What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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