What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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