What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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