What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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