What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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