What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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