What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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