What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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