What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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