What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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