What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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