What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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