What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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