What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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