What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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