What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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