What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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