What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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