What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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