What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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