What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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