What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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