What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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