What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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