What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


GOOD		CRAP

or

An embarrased mime!


GOOD		CRAP

or

An astronut.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the other side.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twister!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

or