What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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