What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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