What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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