What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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