What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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