What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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