What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish

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