What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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