What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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