What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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