What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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