What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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