What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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