What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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