What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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