What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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