What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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