What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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