What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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