What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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