What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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