What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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