What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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