What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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