What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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