What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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