What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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