What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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