What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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