What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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