What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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