What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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