What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!


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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.


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She ran away from the ball.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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To get to the other slide!


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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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All of them.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


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