What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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