What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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