What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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