What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Canvas not available.

or


Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
Canvas not available.

or


When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
Canvas not available.

or


My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
Canvas not available.

or


They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
Canvas not available.

or


What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

Canvas not available.

or


How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
Canvas not available.

or


When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026