What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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