What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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