What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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