What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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