What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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