What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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