What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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