What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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