What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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