What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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