What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it's between ac.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Chips AHOY!!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fryday


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was two tired.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The tick falls off when you are dead.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was tired of working for peanuts.


GOOD		CRAP

or