What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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