What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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