What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.


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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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Because it might crack up!


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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It went OK2!


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Pooched eggs.


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It was beat.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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