What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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