What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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