What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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