What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.

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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut

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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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