What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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