What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.


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Red sky at night: shepherd�s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.


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Egg-cersize.


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Beef jerky


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With a tuba glue.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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A cow walking backwards


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Pooched eggs.


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A dino-sewer.


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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