What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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