What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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