What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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