What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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