What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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