What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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