What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.


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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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Toy-otas.


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To get to the udder side.


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Morbier


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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I lava you.


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Minivans.


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Neither, they all burn shorter.


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Because all his uncles were "ants"!


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