What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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