What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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