What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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