What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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