What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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