What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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