What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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