What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.


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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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coz Donald ducked


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It was sole destroying.


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Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


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C over lambda.


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Snaked.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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