What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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