What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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