What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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