What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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