What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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