What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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