What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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