What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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