What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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