What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.


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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.


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Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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A cartoon.


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At the crystal ball.


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Half a worm.


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CSI


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He took them to a pignic.


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