What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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