What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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