What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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