What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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