What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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