What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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