What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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