What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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