What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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