What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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