What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
Canvas not available.

or


What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
Canvas not available.

or


Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
Canvas not available.

or


Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
Canvas not available.

or


Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025