What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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