What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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