What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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