What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.


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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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King.


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Catillacs


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A swordfish


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When the spider spied her!


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CoFe2


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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