What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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