What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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