What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
Canvas not available.

or


Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
Canvas not available.

or


How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or


What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025