What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.


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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Norse code.


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I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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A cr-oak tree.


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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.


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Barium


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