What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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