What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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