What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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