What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]


GOOD		CRAP

or

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers


GOOD		CRAP

or

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The cow that jumped over the moon


GOOD		CRAP

or

In sundae school.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he was outstanding in his field.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A skunk with a rash.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It had too many problems.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because Mercury moved in.


GOOD		CRAP

or