What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]


GOOD		CRAP

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.


GOOD		CRAP

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CoFe2


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Because he never pays his debts.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


GOOD		CRAP

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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


GOOD		CRAP

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His heart wasn't in it.


GOOD		CRAP

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Sherlock Bones.


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But that's just nuts


GOOD		CRAP

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2 Na


GOOD		CRAP

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