What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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I donít play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

Iím just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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