What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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