What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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