What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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