What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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