What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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