What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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