What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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