What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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