What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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