What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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