What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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