What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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