What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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