What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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