What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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