What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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