What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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