What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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