What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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