What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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