A porcupine with split ends
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Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Because their horns don't work.
There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Catch it in the Winter!
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