What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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