What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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