What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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