What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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