What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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