What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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