What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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