What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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