What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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