What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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