What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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