What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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