What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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