What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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