What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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