What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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