What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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