What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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