What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!


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or

What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.


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or

The chicken wasn't around yet.


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or

A piano.


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or

At the crystal ball.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


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or

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.


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or

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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or

Beef jerky


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or