What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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