What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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