What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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