What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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