What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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