What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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