What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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