What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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