What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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