What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!


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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.


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In the snow bank.


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A Doberman.


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You're Hired.


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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The letter G.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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