What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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