What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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