What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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