What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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