What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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