What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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