What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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