What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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