What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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