What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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