What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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