What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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