What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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