What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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