What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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