What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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