What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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