What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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