What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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