What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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