What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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