What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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