What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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