What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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