What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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