What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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