What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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