What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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