What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
Canvas not available.

or


What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
Canvas not available.

or


How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
Canvas not available.

or


How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
Canvas not available.

or


How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026