What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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