What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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