What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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