What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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