What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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