What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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