What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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