What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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