What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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