What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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