What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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