What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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