What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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