What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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