What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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