What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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