What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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