What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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