What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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