What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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