What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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