What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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