What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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