What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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