What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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