What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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