What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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