What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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