What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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