What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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