What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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