What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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