What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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