What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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