What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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