What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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