What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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