What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless


GOOD		CRAP

or

I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but enough about Kanye West.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Time to get a new bed


GOOD		CRAP

or

Hiss-story


GOOD		CRAP

or

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


GOOD		CRAP

or

[A Condesending con descending]


GOOD		CRAP

or

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

or