What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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