What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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