What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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