What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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