What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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