What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.

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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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