What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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