What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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