What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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