What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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