What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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