What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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