What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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