What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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