What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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