What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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