What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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