What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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