What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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