What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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