What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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