What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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