What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless


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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


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Sherlock Bones.


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Alley cats.


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Camelflauge


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


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In a river bank


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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