What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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