What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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