What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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