What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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