What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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