What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
Canvas not available.

or


Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
Canvas not available.

or




I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
Canvas not available.

or


How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
Canvas not available.

or


What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026