What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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