What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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