What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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