What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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