What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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