What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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