What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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