What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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