What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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