What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless


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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.


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When it's ajar!


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but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


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A centipede on its back!


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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Saint Nickel-less.


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A cr-oak tree.


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the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


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Squash


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