What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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