What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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