What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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