What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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