What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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