What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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