What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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