What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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