What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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