Pointless
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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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When it's going cheep!
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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