What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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