What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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