What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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