What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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