What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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