What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless


GOOD		CRAP

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


GOOD		CRAP

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The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


GOOD		CRAP

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Santa paws!!!


GOOD		CRAP

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In his trunk


GOOD		CRAP

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The Flea Stooges!


GOOD		CRAP

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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

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It'll come back to me.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She ran away from the ball.


GOOD		CRAP

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