What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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