What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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