What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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