What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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