What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless


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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.


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Bison


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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They cell it.


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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To see the moosicals


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