What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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