What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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