What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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