What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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