What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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