What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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