What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
Canvas not available.

or


What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

Canvas not available.

or


How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
Canvas not available.

or


I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
Canvas not available.

or


How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026