What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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