What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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