What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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