What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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