What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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