What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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