What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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