What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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