What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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