What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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