What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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