What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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