What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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