What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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