What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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