What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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