what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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