what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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