what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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