what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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