what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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