what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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