what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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