what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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