what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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