what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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