what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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