what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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