what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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