what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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