what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
Canvas not available.

or


If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
Canvas not available.

or


What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Canvas not available.

or


How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025