What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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