What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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