What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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