What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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