What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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