What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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