What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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