What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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