What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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