What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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