What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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