What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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