What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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