What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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