What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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