What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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