What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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