What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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