What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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