What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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