What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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