What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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