What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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