What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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