What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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