What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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