What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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