What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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