What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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