What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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