What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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