What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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