What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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