What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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