What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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