What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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