What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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