What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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