What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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