What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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