What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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