What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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