What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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