What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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