What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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