What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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