What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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