What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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