What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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