What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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