What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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