What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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