What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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