What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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