What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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