What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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