What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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