What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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