What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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