What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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