What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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