What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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