What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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