What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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