What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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