What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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