What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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