What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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