What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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