What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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