What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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