What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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