What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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