What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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