What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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