What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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