What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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