What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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