What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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