What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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