What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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