What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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