What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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