What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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