What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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