What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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