What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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