What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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