What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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