What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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