What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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