What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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