What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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