What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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