What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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