What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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