What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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