What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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