What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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