What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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