What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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