What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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