What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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