What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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