What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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