What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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