What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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