What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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