What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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