What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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