What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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