What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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