What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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