What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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