What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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