What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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