What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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