What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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