What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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