What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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