What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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