What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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