What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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