What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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