What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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