What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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