What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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