What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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