What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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