What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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