What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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