What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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