What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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