What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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