What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.

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