What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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