What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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