What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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