What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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