What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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