What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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