What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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