What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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