What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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