What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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