What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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