What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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