What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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