What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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