What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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