What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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