What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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