What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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