What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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