What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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