What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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