What do you call a young army?

Infantry.


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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!


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A dino-sewer.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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By subsisting on titrations.


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I mean he did say he was a private tutor.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


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