What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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