What do you call a young army?

Infantry.


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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


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Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


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Minnesoda.


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He presses the paws button.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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On honor rolls.


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Take away his shovel


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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They can hit the high C's!


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