What do you call a young army?

Infantry.


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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.


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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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His powder puff is on the wrong end.


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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Frosted Flakes!


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Owlgebra


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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By renaming it Trump University.


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