What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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