What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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