What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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