What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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