What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
Canvas not available.

or


Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
Canvas not available.

or


Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
Canvas not available.

or


What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025