What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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