What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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