What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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