What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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