What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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