What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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