What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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