What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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