What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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