What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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