What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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