What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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