What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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