What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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