What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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