What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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