What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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