What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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