What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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