What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.

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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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