What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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