What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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