What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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