What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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