What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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