What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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