What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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