What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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