What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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