What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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