What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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