What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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