What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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