What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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