What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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