What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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