What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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