What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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