What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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