What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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