What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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