What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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