What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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