What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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