What do you call a young army?

Infantry.


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or

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."


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or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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or

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.


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or

They both look good hanging from a tree.


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or

Mooooooove over


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or

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


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or

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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or

At the carpool!


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or

Hair Force One!


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