What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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