What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or




What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Canvas not available.

or


In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026