What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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