What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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