What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
Canvas not available.

or


Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Canvas not available.

or


What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
Canvas not available.

or


What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
Canvas not available.

or


I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026