What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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