What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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