What do you call a young army?

Infantry.


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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.


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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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A cow walking backwards


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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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She ran away from the ball.


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Dead.


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custardy battle.


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They charged one - and let the other one off.


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or