What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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