What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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