What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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