What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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