What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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