What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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