What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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