What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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