What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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