What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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A seal walks into a club...
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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