What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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