What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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