What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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