What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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