What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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