What do you call a young army?

Infantry.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


GOOD		CRAP

or

An in-car-nation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In his trunk


GOOD		CRAP

or

They are both rolling in the dough!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A hoarse fly!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A comb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Holly Davidson.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


GOOD		CRAP

or