What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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