What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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