What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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