What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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