What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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