What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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