What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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