What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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