What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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