What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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