What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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