What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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