What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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