What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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