What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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