What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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