What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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