What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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