What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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