What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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