What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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