What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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