What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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