What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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