What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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