What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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