What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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