What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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