What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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