What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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