What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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