What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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