What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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