What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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