What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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