What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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