What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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