What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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