What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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