What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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