What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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