What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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