What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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