What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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