What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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