What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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