What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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