What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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