What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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