What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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