What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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