What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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