What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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