What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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