What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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