What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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