What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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