What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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