What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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