What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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