What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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