What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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