What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.


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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.


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Alley cats.


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He felt funny.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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they just stop reacting.


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The price of bacon would go up.


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Dead.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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The letter H.


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