What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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