What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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