What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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