What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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