What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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