What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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