What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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