What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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