What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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