What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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