What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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