What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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