What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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