What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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