What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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