What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.


GOOD		CRAP

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!


GOOD		CRAP

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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


GOOD		CRAP

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I can hardly contain myself.


GOOD		CRAP

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``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


GOOD		CRAP

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Vitamin sea.


GOOD		CRAP

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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


GOOD		CRAP

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He made an illegal ewe turn.


GOOD		CRAP

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