What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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