What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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