What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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