What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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