What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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