What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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