What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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