What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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