What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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