What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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