What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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