What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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