What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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