What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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