What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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