What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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