What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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