What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.


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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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