What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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