What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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