What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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