What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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