What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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