What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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