What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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