What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.

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I donít play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

Iím just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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