What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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