What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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