What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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