What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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