What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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