What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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