What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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