What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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