What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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