What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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