What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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