What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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