What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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