What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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