What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.


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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


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The batter.


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To get his quarterback.


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It needed a root canal.


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The Flea Stooges!


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What a turtle disaster


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The Presidential Seal.


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