What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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