What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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