What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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