What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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