What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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