What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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