What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.


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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he never pays his debts.


GOOD		CRAP

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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stairs.


GOOD		CRAP

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The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


GOOD		CRAP

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A watch dog.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


GOOD		CRAP

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A living room!


GOOD		CRAP

or

To the dock.


GOOD		CRAP

or