What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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