What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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