What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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