What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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