What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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