What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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