What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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