What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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