What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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