What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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