What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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