What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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