What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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