What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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