What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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