What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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