What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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