What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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