What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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