What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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