What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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