What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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