What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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