What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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