What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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