What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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