What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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