What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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