What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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