What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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