What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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