What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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