What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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