What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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