What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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