What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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