What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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