What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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