What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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