What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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