What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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