What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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