What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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