What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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