What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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