What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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