What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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