What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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