What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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