What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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