What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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