What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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