What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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