What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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