What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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