What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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