What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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