What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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