What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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