What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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