What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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