What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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