What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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