What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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