What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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