What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.


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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.

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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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