What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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