What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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