What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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