What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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