What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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