What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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