What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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