What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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