What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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