What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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