What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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