What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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