What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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