What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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