What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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