What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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