What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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