What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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