What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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