What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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