What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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