What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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