What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
Canvas not available.

or


I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
Canvas not available.

or


How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
Canvas not available.

or


How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026