What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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