What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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