What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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