What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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