What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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