What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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