What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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