What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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