What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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