What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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