What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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