What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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