What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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