What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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