What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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