What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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