What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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