What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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