What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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