What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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