What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer


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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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A dead centipede.


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In a river bank


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The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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A chili dog on a bun.


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Bison


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Take me to your litter.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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or