What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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