What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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