What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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A seal walks into a club...
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