What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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