What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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