What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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