What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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