What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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