What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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