What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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