What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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