What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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