What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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