What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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