What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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