What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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