What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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