What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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