What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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