What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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