What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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