What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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