What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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