What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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