What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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