What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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