What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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