What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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