What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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