What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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