What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

Canvas not available.

or


"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
Canvas not available.

or


Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
Canvas not available.

or


"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

Canvas not available.

or


What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or


If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
Canvas not available.

or


How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025