What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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