What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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