What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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