What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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