What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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