What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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