What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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