What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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