What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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