What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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