What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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