What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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