What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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