What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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