What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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