What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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