What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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