What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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