What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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