What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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