What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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