What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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