What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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