What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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