What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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