What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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