What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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