What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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