What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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