What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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