What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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