What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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