What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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