What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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