What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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