What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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