What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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