What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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