What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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