What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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