What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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