What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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