What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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