What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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