What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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