What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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