What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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