What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer


GOOD		CRAP

or

How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.


GOOD		CRAP

or

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A luna-tick


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Its shadow


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fireballs.


GOOD		CRAP

or