What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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