What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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