What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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