What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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