What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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