What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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