What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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