What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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