What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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