What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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