What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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