What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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