What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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