What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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