What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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A seal walks into a club...
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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