What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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