What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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