What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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