What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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