What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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