What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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