What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer


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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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Saint Nickel-less.


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With igloo!


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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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