What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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