What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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