What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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