What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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