What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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