What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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