What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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