What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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