What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer


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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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All of them


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Stable tennis


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A road hog.


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About one third less than for a regular bulb.


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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She couldn't control her pupils.


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Holly Davidson.


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