Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"
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Where is pop corn?
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How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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