What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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