What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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