What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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