What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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