What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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