What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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