What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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