What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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