What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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