What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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