What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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