What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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