What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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