What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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