What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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