What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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