What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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