What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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