What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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