What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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