What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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