What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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