What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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