What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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