What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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