What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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