What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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