What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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