What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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