What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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