What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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