What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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