What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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