What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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