What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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