What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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