What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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