What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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