What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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