What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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