What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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