What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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