What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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