What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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