What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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