What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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