What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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