What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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