What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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