What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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