What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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