What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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