What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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