What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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