What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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