What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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