What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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