What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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