What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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