What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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