What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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