What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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