What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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