What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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