What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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