What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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