What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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