What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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