What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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