What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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