What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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