What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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