What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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