What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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