What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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