What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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