What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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