What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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