What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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