What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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