What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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