What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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