What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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