What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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