What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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