What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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