What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.

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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!

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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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