What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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