What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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