What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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