What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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