What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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