What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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