What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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