What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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