What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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