What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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