What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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