What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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