What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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