What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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