What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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