What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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