What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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