What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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