What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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