What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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