What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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