What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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