What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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