What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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