What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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