What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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