What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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