What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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