What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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