What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
Canvas not available.

or


Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
Canvas not available.

or


How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
Canvas not available.

or


How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
Canvas not available.

or


I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025