What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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