What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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