What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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