What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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or

You're Hired.


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or

It went OK2!


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or

Alley cats.


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or

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She ran away from the ball.


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or

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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or

No way Hose A.


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or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or