What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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