What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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